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3/24/2015 5:09:36 AM
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[spoiler]Reality rips in half right under you're feet and you're sucked into another dimension.[/spoiler]
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*I drag you with me*
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[spoiler]You weren't standing close enough[/spoiler] *you get attacked by hundreds of nigh indestructible bloodthirsty daemons*
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*i have graplign hook arm so i do drag you*
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*I cut the grappling hook*
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*its to late and i grab you myself*
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*it's not too late, and you're sucked into the Warp*
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*i use a rocekt boost and grab you*
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*you rocket boost right into my flaming power fist* *you're propelled 200 ft away*
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*i rocket fist back dreatign so much energy the vortex closes* well that is quite a Bro fist.............again?
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*brofists*
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*both of our shirts break into abs with manly chest hair making the siluet of manlyness*
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Well I'm wearing a tank, so.....my armor moulds into the shape amazing abs.
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well. 50% of my body is mecanical.
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Robo abs.
