According to Cnfox News Channel in association with the U.S. Military and NASA we've found solid evidence america is a planet. The chief of the UNSC as said "well, um...we sent some...um...space planes into the sky and...um...we saw America and it was um...round." The president, president bush Obama care, had this to say on the matter. "My fellow Americans, 9/11 was bad, oil is good, and war is peace." So- we have breaking news guys! It's been confirmed in the past few minutes America is at war with the sun! We have the footage here! "My fellow Americans, for years the sun has been crossing our borders, taking our women and threatening our great planet. And I say no more Mr sun!" Stay turned to Cnfox news channel for more!.