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3/24/2015 7:07:23 AM
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You know why.
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What do you mean i know why? I just got here and im supposed to automatically know?
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... *Punches in the face* No vine memes!
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* dog attacks you * NO BROWNIE * dog jumps off you and stands behind me * Sorry about that hes a really defensive puppy
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You've got 5 seconds to restrain that dog before his skull gets turned into dust.
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Dont worry i got him off you And if anything happened to him Shit would go down
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What would you be able to do to me?
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I am an arch mage and i could call 100 other powerful mages and could turn you into a water bottle
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Really, you got magic? Problem for you, I AM -blam!- MOTHERING SATAN!
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Well i can do this * summons a taco * Ya cant mess with that taco right their hes too good for you
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I can do this. *Opens a portal to Hell outside, and a legion of demons walks out* I think I just trumped your taco powers.
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Well i can do this * throws a donut into one of their mouths * YAA I CAN SEDUCE THEM WITH TASTY SHIT
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*Whole legion spews fire into the sky.*
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* summons a taco tray and walks away with my dog taking a taco and walking away *
