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3/24/2015 9:30:46 AM
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Dammit.
The control nodes must be faulty.
*places in stasis pod*
You'll have to remain in here until we can repair them.
*starts reprogramming nodes*
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Body: Wait! No! We are okay! The Doctor came and fixed it, by throwing me into the Time Vortex in the vague hope of making me a Timelord. And, it worked, and I died and regenerated. Downside, the changes you made kinda got reversed in the process.
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*scowls* What.Do.You.Mean.
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Body: What? Do you have a problem with me living when your technology was trying to kill me?
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Enhance. Not Kill. And it was his choice.
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Body: I know it was his decision, but he was trying to make my the best I could be without sacrificing who I was. And when every cell in my body is fighting each other to the death because your "improvements" glitches out, the blame is shifted onto you.
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Yes, they are improvements. And yes they glitched. But your the first out of 8 current Genesis Soldiers to experience glitches after the operation. And that because you tried to alter your DNA. You can't alter the DNA as the implants are specified to it.
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Body: I DID NOT DO ANYTHING TO ALTER JACK SHIT! YOU DID THAT TO ME, AND YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO DEAL WITH IT! THE BEST THING THAT'S HAPPENED TO ME TODAY IS WHAT YOU DID BEING REVERSED!
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Okay Okay. Calm down. If you didn't want it to reject you, you shouldn't have tried to become a Timelord. That's when it started malfunctioning
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Body: THIS HAPPENED AFTER YOUR IMPROVEMENTS!
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Ah. Then it was the faulty control nodes. Did you not read the report. This has a 35% percent chance of critical failure. It's why it's volunteer only.
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Body: STOP TRYING TO PIN THIS ON ME YOU FLESH ALTERING, MIND CARVING, PSYCHOPATHIC BASTARD!
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Edited by Bardo XCIX: 3/24/2015 10:25:48 AMI wasnt pinning the faulty nodes on you. And I not psychotic. All 8 of the Genesis Operations so far have been successful with all the subjects living healthy. 2 of them opted for it because they were crippled and still wanted to fight.
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Body: You think that's what this is? No, the only reason you got permission in the first place is because Satan himself showed some sympathy and tried to make me one of the best beings that could possibly exist.
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Okay Okay. So what are you still doing here? Unless you want to perform it again.
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Body: I'm here to tell you about a failure in your experiments. And no, I don't want to do it again, if you even think for a second that a repeat of that would be on my mind then you really are a psychopath.
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Ah come on. You make me sound like some type of mad scientist. But it's your decision, so fine.
