It obvious that scientific thought leads to the type of thinking that demands proof over faith. That is the path to atheism. Since everyone knows atheists go to hell, shouldn't we as a Christian nation do God's work and ban the teaching of science?
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Yes, of course. Science is the Devil's playground, and we've got to keep our young ones moral after school. Oh, we've got trouble, right here on planet Earth. [spoiler]+1 life point if you get the reference[/spoiler]