Death to the bastard cryptarch! He's been way more naughty than nice! Even the non-existent fat guy agrees!
A new cryptarch will rise in his place as he's the corrupt leader preventing them from showing their benevolent talents! ...or if they're bastards well just hang them until they become nice.
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Every single legendary engram that he's ever turned to shards, put them into a single Gjallarhorn missile as cluster bombs and shoot it right up his ass.