*Comes in on a small dragon, about the size of a horse, lands, gets off.*
*Stares intently at wall*
Yes…
Ok ok.
*takes notes*
*gets off sparrow*
I am “Not Schruef”, evil twin of Schruef. You’ve met him. I’d like to welcome myself to this land, also, it appears that OP is a fgt. In so, you all must die.
*Puts a bagel on the floor*
*Gets on dragon and leaves*
Edit- as for the wolf that attacked my brother, you cannot harm me. *Throws dog treat* I am made of pure poison and evil, if you even smell me you will be destroyed by my very presence. You filthy mutt. *spits in disgust*
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*Sneaks up behind you, invisible, and whispers in your ear* [i]Your next....[/i]
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*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG* Handcannons are great!
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k [i] [/i]
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*looks at you* ... *poke*
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*looks at you* *punches*
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*you are sniped* to much for a speech/
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Edited by Not Schruef: 3/27/2015 1:12:38 AM*Bullet bounces off* [b]YOU SCRATCHED MY HELMET[/b] *has a temper tantrum* WHAT YOU GON DO, FUQ BOI?????!!!?!??!!?
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*takes a 20mm sniepr rifel and shoots again*
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Edited by Not Schruef: 3/27/2015 1:21:07 AM*gets knocked down* LOL U SPELD RIFLE RONG U FUQ BOI IMMA REK U NOW! DRAGON GO! *Dragons flies at you, shooting lava from it's mouth* *but Evil Schruef is bad at flying and immediately crashes* *falls off of dragon* *the dragon keeps coming at you* FUK. *trys to get up*
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*turns into smoke to dodge and punches you mid air*
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Edited by Not Schruef: 3/27/2015 1:33:16 AM*lands on ass* *is stunned* Oh yea! *claps twice* *giant ship from star trek appears* *nero is my ally* This is why I came here! Get rekt, DOJO! BYE BYE!!!! *laughs hysterically* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Io0OQ2zPS4 HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
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*the ship stops moving and starts floating into orbit then explodes* yeha do you like my Magnetic laser?
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*POSTED IN MAIN* Don't reply here
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Edited by Forlorn Crow: 3/27/2015 12:28:37 AMI asked if I can chew on his arm and he said it was fine with it so technically I didn't attack him
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Damn, Lethal. I gotta say that this is your best form... In my opinion.
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You damn pyro
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You know it <3.
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Well... *stars stupidly* ... uh. -blam!- YOU! YOU CANT KILL ME LOL.