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3/27/2015 2:09:59 AM
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*shoots a flaregun makign the rocket blow up on each other (insert pun)*
you aint giving up?
*turns into smoke and gets inside you*
-blam!- it man its nasty inside
*expldoes the right lung*
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I warned the mutt! You r ignorant! *you are poisoned* *you feel you skin burning* *if you breath any more of this you'll die in 4 minutes* HAHA!
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*expldoes your other lung then materializes again* If you ahvent noticed i aint a nromal human. i am mostly a cyborg. i have nanobites covering my blood vessels. my heart does not require lungs which i lack. my heart also ahs some stuff connected to my cyber eye. your poison doesnt affect me
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Fuk u im gonna rek u! Schruef is bant for 2 weeks so you better watch out because I control this now! Oh yea and ur God dawg stinkz lol *flys away on dragon at warp speed*
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.......that was weird
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I second that.
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I mena i can be a derp cuase i got the money to defy laws of reality onc ea week. (yes youc ana ctually pay to a guy to do this in my reality) I mena how do you think i do my badass entrances? acutallt rianing paid actors. special effects nah just Law defying autorisation
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Well, I can help you not obey physics. *defies gravity and floats up*
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o yeah. *sudenly we are suroudned by b ad guys* *i point my finger around as they all expldoe into candy to then moutn a dragon unciron with you by my side while hodling a sowrd*
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*i, logically, decide that we need hats. Yours is made of titanium, and mine, of rainbow essence. More bananas, as always, rain from the ground up*
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As we fly to the kingdom of badassery and senseless explosive to visit king Michael Bay
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To dethrone him and become our own kings of badassery
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and explosives
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Such normal fysics
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