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3/27/2015 6:48:40 AM
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"You weren't pregnant" *puts grenade in pocket* "shh" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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*cries*
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*gives tissue* [spoiler]*tissue blows up*[/spoiler] [spoiler]( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)[/spoiler]
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*passes out*
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*poops on face* ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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*decoy disappears, your poop falls to the ground*
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*punches neck* ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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*poop gets punch to the neck, dies*
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*runs you over* ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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*taxi stops you*
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*throws gas bomb* ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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*taxi lays a gas bomb*
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*shoots teleport gun at you and the bottom of ocean*. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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*swims happily*
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*summons shark* ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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*waits for shark*
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*shark nears you* ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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*kisses shark*
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Send out electric eels
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*sends them* [spoiler]hue[/spoiler]
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*shoots electricity in water* [spoiler]( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)[/spoiler]
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*water enjoys it*
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* throws in hot lava* ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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*it produces steam*
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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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I cri
