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3/28/2015 3:56:01 AM
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*reads scans*
Damn... Will humanity ever learn? I happen to enjoy mythical creatures, but they just have to screw with them, don't they?
Alright, I can't fully scan the weapon and its enchantments, so I'm gonna have to do a few things to get it out of you.
1. Administer magical disruptors. I have no clue if the blade is enchanted with fire, or if it'll leave poison in its wake after being pulled out. The disruptors will weaken, if not stop, these hypothetical effects.
2. Administer numbing agents. If I'm pulling this out, I might have to make some extra room. And the fact that I'm pulling a piece of metal from your body, so that'll probably hurt. The numbing agents will stop most of the pain, but they only go so deep.
3. Pull it out. I'm gonna use the drones to extract it, and I'm gonna use some more to cut into your flesh if its stuck inside a bone or hard muscle. If that happens, I'm gonna administer some more numbing agent and double on healing.
All right, you ready? Because I'm not gonna lie, this is gonna hurt still.
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Edited by DreamEaterDragon: 3/28/2015 4:15:47 AM[spoiler]go for it been stuck there for months[/spoiler]*lifts wing higher*
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Alright man. Von Keter, activate audio interference and begin numbing process. *strange sounds emit from drones as they inject your skin with something, making you feel less around that area* Begin extraction. *drones shoot tractor beams at blade and attempt to pull it out, but it only budges a little* Begin muscle and bone prying. Man, that sounds awful. Oh wait, it is. *drones grow claws and pry open the area around the blade, some even extending their glowing claws within to sort out muscle and bone* *tractor drones glow brighter as they pull the sword out* Now, begin muscle and skin grafts, and deploy marrow substitution/guides. *drones bring sword to me, then begin shooting beams at the wound while others inject liquids around it* You good now? It might still hurt, but I've cleaned out any infection or anything else hiding in there.
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*lowers wing* * smokes escapes from nose* [spoiler]stings a little bit but I am fine thank you[/spoiler]
