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3/28/2015 2:17:40 PM
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How to nerf Thorn

So many [b]butthurt[/b] guardians have complained about how [b]godly[/b] thorn is. They say it has too much damage. They say the burn is stupid (then get [b]out of kitchen noobs[/b]). So I'm here today to propose the best way to the gun that only people who [b]don't[/b] have it complain about. [b]1. Extremely low impact[/b] noobs hate guns that do damage. And Thorn is great at collecting tears. So the first thing that needs to be done is [b]lower[/b] the damage so Thorn only does [b]one point of damage[/b] per bullet. [b]2. Healing[/b] why watch something burn to death when you can heal it? By changing the burn to healing, you have your friends [b]hating you,[/b] and your enemies [b]thankful[/b]. Even RocketsMcDickFace will be so happy, he'll use special rockets provided by Michael Bay himself. [b]3. Rainbows[/b] to further strengthen the change of Thorn, it needs to change it's rounds effects. After all it [b]does[/b] shoot thorns. So for this final change Thorn shall shoot bullets with a rainbow trail following behind it. And to make more of our fellow crybabies happy, when a thorn hits someone on impact, [b]it shall explode with confetti[/b] ! That's all for today folks. Hope Bungie implements this so people will continue to complain about everything. Have a good day.

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  • It needs to have the participation pack. When you land a shot it explodes sending out participation trophies and tracks the enemy. When those hit it turns the guardians into babies crying poison tears that does damage over time to everyone until the game ends in a draw. GG

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