1. Take the box out on a date 2. Offer to pay for everything 3. Be gentlemen 4. Do this every weekend 5. Slowly build up trust 6. Box wants to go to my place 7. Nows my chance 8. Get comfortable 9. Start teasing 10. Ask for it to open up for me 11. Teases me back 12. Opens a little, closes back 13. After 15 minutes she opens up all the way 14. ...only to reveal an embarrassing picture of spongebob at the Christmas party 15. Would do again