AHHHHHHHHHHH!
YOU LITTLE DEMONS I WILL KILL YOUR WIVES AND FEED THEM TO YOUR CHILDREN THEN FEED YOUR CHILDREN TO YOU THEN FEED YOU TO PUPPIES! THEN I WILL BRUTALIZE THOSE PUPPIES AND FEED THOSE REMAINS TO ALLIGATORS!
English
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*Harpy hits you through the shoulder with a fiery harpoon.*
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Edited by Frabjous Titan: 3/28/2015 11:55:42 PM*COVERS MYSELF IN PURE DARKNESS AND LIGHT THEN LAUNCHES MYSELF AT YOU* *Hits with such force a shockwave goes throughout dojo* *you notice that there are two knives embedded in your heart* *Knives explode*
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*atlas mech destroys harpy*
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*shoots the harpoon out of the air* ...I don't think so.
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*The harpy reconsiders and orders a bombardment on the area* *Molten projectiles begin to explode near you*
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Oh shit! *starts running. Bombs blowing up all around. I keep running. Shooting the harpys that chase me. I keep running until I reach my ship. The landing pad is blown up so I have to jump to it. I jump and then!!!.... I make it! And I fly away like a badass.* [spoiler]read with music to have maximum epicness [/spoiler]