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3/29/2015 3:22:08 AM
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*drives away*
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Alright that was close... [spoiler]*Hears thumping on taxi roof*[/spoiler]Oh god he's here... [spoiler]*Pulls out SMG and sprays the roof*[/spoiler]
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*laughs maniacally as i violently swerve*
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*Gun runs out of ammo, thumping continues* WTF! The bastards still alive!? *Pulls out flamethrower and starts burning the roof while singing: [quote]Da roof, da roof, DA ROOF IS ON FIRE![/quote]
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*it gets too hot, i think about taking my sweater off* *continues to swerve*
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*Flamethrower runs out of fuel, thumping continues* WTF, is Nicholas Cage a god!? That's it dammit, it's RPG TIME! *Pulls out RPG, yells yipi kai yay Mother F*cker, and fires away*
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Fak! I'm sorry, but I'm thinking of summoning shia lebeouf
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Oh god, this is gonna turn into a Mortal Combat match on a taxi rooftop!
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Lmfao *summons shia lebeouf* Hue
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[quote]Lmfao *summons shia lebeouf* Hue[/quote] HuelmaoroflIdied
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[spoiler]lmao[/spoiler][spoiler]thx[/spoiler]
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Suddenly Roy Scheider's ghost teleports into the taxi and says [quote]I think we're gonna need a bigger boat.[/quote]
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[spoiler]lmfao[/spoiler] *taxi morphs into bigger boat*
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Suddenly we're in the water and The Robotic shark from "Jaws" eats the bigger taxi boat
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*man from former sidewalk* AGGHHHH THE SHARK'S GOT MEEEEeeee......!
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Steven Spielberg appears and gets pissed off cause the robotic shark's malfunctioning
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Then the robot shark explodes as Michael Bay appears with a button!
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Steven Spielberg gets really pissed off, and charges at Michael Bay with a crowbar
