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Edited by PureBeast72: 9/14/2017 10:39:17 AM
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Chuck Norris Jokes - Destiny 2 Version

I'll start, and you tell me your Chuck Norris jokes Chuck Norris bought Thorn from the Gunsmith Chuck Norris gave Gjallarhorn to Xûr Chuck Norris found the 10th VoG chest on the release date Chuck Norris didn't jump out of the bubble in time, Time's Vengeance was extended Your turn How about this one? [spoiler]Why don't people mention Bruce Lee like they mention Chuck Norris?[/spoiler] [spoiler]Because Bruce Lee ain't a f*cking joke![/spoiler]

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  • Your ship doesn't fly into orbit. Chuck Norris simply cannons you to space. Chuck Norris eats exotic engram's for breakfast. The found verdict was lost. Until chuck Norris discovered it. The reason the Traveler ended up by earth was because it heard of chuck Norris and decided to find him. Chuck Norris doesn't do nightfalls. He does day ascensions. (Complete opposite of nightfall hurr hurr hurrr) Chuck Norris once killed a man with the Nechrochasm. Chuck Norris new that Felwinter was lying. Chuck Norris's guns do 332 damage. Chuck Norris's Ice Breaker Regens Heavy ammo for everyone on his fire team.

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