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3/29/2015 7:11:07 AM
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*Gets in taxi with a holy uranium bomb and duck tape* Hey Julie, I'm on a mission from God, can you drive me to hell?
[spoiler]But before we go can I ask you something? [/spoiler]
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*drives you to hell* [spoiler]sure[/spoiler]
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*Gets out of taxi and begins setting up bomb on Satan's door step* Hey can you do me a favor: Can you kidnap Satan for me and stuff him in the trunk? [spoiler]I know you're married, but can you be my Bonnie and I your Clyde?[/spoiler]
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*kidnaps satan and stuffs him in the trunk* [spoiler]i am a gargoyle. . . I don't use guns... it wouldn't work out :([/spoiler]
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OK, now take me to heaven to drop off Satan and receive payment from God (You get a 50% cut). [spoiler]Heartbroken *Jumps off Golden gate bridge*[/spoiler]
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*drives to heaven, takes my cut, leaves yours in the trunk* [spoiler]nuuuu[/spoiler]
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WTF did he pay us in? *oddly stares at glowing coins with halos hovering above them* [spoiler]Goodbye taxi lady! *Lands in water, survives, but then gets ripped apart by sharks*[/spoiler]
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Yep He did. [spoiler]*takes bits of you, stuffs em into trunk*[/spoiler]
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As long as my ghost haunts your taxi, you are only able to play this song on the radio.
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[spoiler]fine by me [/spoiler]
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[spoiler]OMG, I hope you're not a 50 year old man, I've never met someone my age who likes or appreciates older music![/spoiler]
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[spoiler]what makes u think we r the same age?[/spoiler]
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[spoiler] Who knows? Could be. I, like you, wouldn't be that comfortable saying, but I'd consider giving an age range. [/spoiler]
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Give me the decade you were born in
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Heh.. [spoiler]80s[/spoiler]
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LUCKY [spoiler]ROCK AND ROOOOOLLLLL![/spoiler]
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Ehh... lol! I like all kinds of music
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Classic rock is the best though
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I honestly can't title any genre as the best. . . But classic rock is indeed very nice
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You don't like rap though, do you?
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I do. Just not a lot of it
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Edited by Ronald Reagan: 3/31/2015 9:21:01 PMThis is the only rap song that appeals to me... [spoiler]Just cause I get a kick out of it, I don't understand a word they're saying, except for Shoot em up [/spoiler]
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You picked well
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Lol, do you like easy listening?
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