Chuck Norris is the reason why the Exo stranger doesn't have time to explain why she doesn't have time to explain.
Chuck Norris had a staring contest with a gorgon and won.
The Vault of Glass is actually the inside of chuck Norris's closet.
When chuck Norris is around, Crota gets the presence of Chuck which makes him instantly die.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a vex goblin, thus the timestream was created.
In the abyss, the thralls get weight of Norris.
Chuck Norris created oryx as a science project in 2nd grade.
The traveler is actually chuck Norris' long lost bouncy ball.
Chuck Norris Is the reason why the hive were awoken.
Chuck Norris once soloed VoG hard mode.
Chick Norris once urinated on a scooter and made a sparrow.
Chuck Norris found a crux of Crota by killing Crota on normal mode.
That's all I can think of for now. Hope you guys like them :)
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