Translation: There was once a boy named Tommy, he was not right in the head. He had two brains, one in his head, and one in his pants. Tommy's Pant Brain claimed dominance over his Head Brain, and proved itself to be the AlphaDog. During class, he saw one of his female students walk by, and his Pant Brain told him "I am itchy.". He then proceeded to -blam!- his -blam!- and then -blam!- came out of his -blam!-. Young Tommy was expelled, an no one ever heard from him again... The End.