>Be me
>In ICS
>Bored
>Knock at the door
>Some randoms ask the teacher a question
>The teacher turns to the class and asks us to stop for a moment
>She tells the randoms to come inside
>They step forward holding stacks of paper
>Its a survey
>they proceed to hand it out
>looks at the first questions
>The first questions ask for name, age, grade, and sexual orientation.
>My friend raises their hand
>The student handing out the papers comes by
>"Uh...what if you dont identify as male or female?"
>LolWot.jpg
>Student asks what they identify as
>"Well you see..."
>"I identify as an attack helicopter"
>Breaks out into laughter
>Friend is entirely serious.
>Starts yelling at me
>"HEY DONT LAUGH AT ME YOU DISGUSTING HELIPHOBE."
>The student is entirely confused.
>he tells me to check my vehicle privilege
>Cant stop laughing
>The student behind my friend is still confused
>The entire class is still laughing
>In the name section he proceeds to write his name
>"Apache"
>he then completes the survey and gives it to the student
>He kept a straight face the entire time
>The students leave
>They forget my survey because i was still laughing and forgot to fill it out
>They knock on the door
>Teacher tells me that its probably the students
>I need to give the survey to them
>Goes to door
>They open the door
>Get on the floor
>Everybody did the dinosaur
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very funny