*opens up shop in Starbucks* Hello, ladies and gentlemen, warriors and brawlers, it's your favourite gear enhancer and arms dealer, Phoenix. Now, due to the success of last Monday and Friday's specials, I think I'm gonna keep this schedule up. So without further ado... Today is MELEE MONDAAAAAY! *clanging of swords is heard* *explosion is heard* ...I'll check that after. You know the drill. Daily specials are geared towards melee weapons, stabbing, clubbing, slashing, the usual. Any questions or purchases of product are to be directed to their respective manufacturers, unless they don't respond in a while. Announcements: Vex, please see me. And bring that weapons cache with you... It's time we open it. Alright, lets get down to business. [spoiler]Infinity Blade "Not inspired by the game." An insanely dense 1 1/2 foot blade that can crush armor and barricades. Stabilizers in the hilt keep the weight to around that of a 3 feet Iron Sword. Due to the density, it is pretty much inpossible to break, and the blade takes much work to be dulled. Be careful, if the stabilizer is destroyed, the sword will weigh about one million pounds, and you'll drop it and it'll be stuck. (And don't say you can lift it then. That'd be too OP of you could) Appearance: A black, invulnerable blade with a comfortable leather grip. Manufactured by Dinorush[/spoiler] [spoiler]Primal Darkness Sword "From the Karkeskian himself." A 3 foot deadly, pitch-black sword that cuts cleanly and creates wounds that take longer to heal. The sword will start to lose it's edge and durability after a while or intense stress, in which case in needs a resupply of Primal Darkness (which Dinorush can take care of) In Stock: 3 (Wears out Dinorush to make them, can only create 3 a day) Manufactured by Dinorush.[/spoiler] [spoiler]Platebuster (War Hammer) "Don't underestimate a hammer." Now, most people write off war hammers and blunt weapons as primal and unsophisticated weapons. Well, to them I ask what happens when you face a heavily armoured opponent? You don't just stab at his plated chest, no no no. You need blunt force trauma, something hefty to transfer that impact. That, is where the war hammer comes in. Platebuster is enchanted to release a wave of electricity upon impact, but customized to act as a mini EMP when hitting an opponent. The shock will jolt the target, but for the most part damage any electronic gear they have, rendering it useless for at least 1 of their turns. Not only do you have the impact charge, but you already have a weapon that's geared to hit through armour. Cons? It's con is also actually a pro. It's heavy, so you can't twirl it gracefully like a rapier. But, it's heaviness allows (again,) more blunt force trauma to damage and wound an opponent in armour. And before you say these are meant for brutes, they can actually be wielded quite proficiently and become very versatile when needed. Manufactured by Phoenix.[/spoiler]