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Chuck Norris Jokes - Destiny 2 Version
I'll start, and you tell me your Chuck Norris jokes
Chuck Norris bought Thorn from the Gunsmith
Chuck Norris gave Gjallarhorn to Xûr
Chuck Norris found the 10th VoG chest on the release date
Chuck Norris didn't jump out of the bubble in time, Time's Vengeance was extended
Your turn
How about this one?
[spoiler]Why don't people mention Bruce Lee like they mention Chuck Norris?[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Because Bruce Lee ain't a f*cking joke![/spoiler]
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Chuck Norris can still push Atheon off. Ghorn has Chuck Norris' childhood BB gun. The Darkness isn't coming to earth, it's running from Chuck Norris. The Vault of Glass was built to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed. That's why it's so empty and has a big hole in the back. Chuck Norris always gets exotics, from common engrams. Chuck Norris once got drunk at the solar systems largest space station, it's now know as the reef. Xur really gets his stock from Chuck Norris' garbage can. The traveler is Chuck Norris' toaster.
