Chuck Norris can still push Atheon off. Ghorn has Chuck Norris' childhood BB gun. The Darkness isn't coming to earth, it's running from Chuck Norris. The Vault of Glass was built to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed. That's why it's so empty and has a big hole in the back. Chuck Norris always gets exotics, from common engrams. Chuck Norris once got drunk at the solar systems largest space station, it's now know as the reef. Xur really gets his stock from Chuck Norris' garbage can. The traveler is Chuck Norris' toaster.