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3/30/2015 10:28:34 PM
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Who wants to fight!?
[spoiler]might take a while to reply[/spoiler]
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*draws short sword* Your move.
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*Punches you in the mouth then trips you*
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*stabs at you before you can swing your punch* All right, get back. *pulls out revolver and shoots at you*
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*The bullet passes through my afterimage, I appear behind you and twist your left arm back and knee you in the face.*
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*gets hit, then holds you up by the throat* Wow man. You pulled an Ultimaterobber there. Don't do that. Don't. *chokeslams you*
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*As I hit the ground I kick you in the chest then headbutt you* "How?"
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*grabs your head, smashes it on my knee* He would always pulls bullshit like fake apparitions and stuff* *throws on to corpse-ke-bob grill*
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*Exerts my energy and pushes you away* That's just me moving fast, though. *Follows up with a death beam barrage*
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*jumps over you* *stabs you in the back then plants a plasma grenade on you*
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*I grab your hand before you stab me and slam you into the ground, I then twist it.*
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*while I'm on the ground, I snap your ankle* You don't like to admit to taking damage do you? You might want to start doing that. Makes you seem more... likeable
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*As I fall I elbow you in your stomach* Admit to taking damage? Some stuff is implied.
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Hm. Doesn't seem that way, but that's just probably how my brain works. *rolls away and shoots five revolver shots at your immobile body* Seeing that you now have a snapped ankle, how shall you continue to fight?
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*Snaps it backs into place, Rolls away from 3 of the shots, I stand up and smile.* *I jump in the air and use rapid fire, firing tens of homing Ki blasts at you*
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I have no idea what kind of body you have, but I'm pretty sure that it doesn't work like that. *dodges some Ki, but gets hit by 2* Shit! *throws 5 knives at you, then charges*
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*Uses telekinesis to guide the knives back at you as you charge*
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*slides under knives while firing pistol shots at you* *slides in between your legs and then punches your genitals* That was easy.
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Edited by majir bardock: 3/31/2015 12:38:12 AM*Blasts the bullets and shoves my tail through your chest as you slide out.* "I no longer have that structural weakness" *Absorbs your energy them throws you into the wall*
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What the -blam!-? Explain what you just did...
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[quote]Drain Life – He stabs the person with the sharp end of his tail, the tail will then suck up all of the organic matter of the victim, draining the person's life force and only leaving the clothing behind.[/quote] That, but I didn't drain all of you.
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Ok... *takes restore life potion* One sec. I gotta grab something. *gets Bruteshot* Eat this! *fires full clip at you*
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*Quickly uses Solar Flare, blinding you.* *I charge two death saucers and throw them at you.*
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[spoiler]do you even know what the Bruteshot is?[/spoiler] *dodges first saucer, yet catches the second and throws it back at you*
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[spoiler]A gun, I assume?[/spoiler] You don't catch a death saucer... *It cuts through your hand.* *The second one circles back*
