Chuck Norris is reborn in light. The light is reborn in Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris doesn't solo Crota. Chuck Norris has Atheon do it for him. Every time Chuck Norris logs in to Destiny Crota and Atheon glitch with fear. The Archon Priest wasn't imprisoned, he was just hiding from Chuck Norris. The Vex don't time travel Chuck Norris just round housed them into yesterday. Chuck Norris doesn't reset on Tuesday. Tuesday resets on Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris doesn't own exotics. Exotics own a Chuck Norris.