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Chuck Norris Jokes - Destiny 2 Version
I'll start, and you tell me your Chuck Norris jokes
Chuck Norris bought Thorn from the Gunsmith
Chuck Norris gave Gjallarhorn to Xûr
Chuck Norris found the 10th VoG chest on the release date
Chuck Norris didn't jump out of the bubble in time, Time's Vengeance was extended
Your turn
How about this one?
[spoiler]Why don't people mention Bruce Lee like they mention Chuck Norris?[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Because Bruce Lee ain't a f*cking joke![/spoiler]
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Chuck Norris is reborn in light. The light is reborn in Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris doesn't solo Crota. Chuck Norris has Atheon do it for him. Every time Chuck Norris logs in to Destiny Crota and Atheon glitch with fear. The Archon Priest wasn't imprisoned, he was just hiding from Chuck Norris. The Vex don't time travel Chuck Norris just round housed them into yesterday. Chuck Norris doesn't reset on Tuesday. Tuesday resets on Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris doesn't own exotics. Exotics own a Chuck Norris.
