I'll start, and you tell me your Chuck Norris jokes
Chuck Norris bought Thorn from the Gunsmith
Chuck Norris gave Gjallarhorn to Xûr
Chuck Norris found the 10th VoG chest on the release date
Chuck Norris didn't jump out of the bubble in time, Time's Vengeance was extended
Your turn
How about this one?
[spoiler]Why don't people mention Bruce Lee like they mention Chuck Norris?[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Because Bruce Lee ain't a f*cking joke![/spoiler]
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Omnigul has nightmares of Chuck Norris hence the screaming. The Chalice of Life was taken because Chuck Norris is eternal. Chuck Norris tested all Destiny weapons and invented the immune status. Wolf pack rounds are ineffective against Chuck Norris as he cannot be tracked. Oversoul is actually Crota summoning Chuck Norris soul.