I'll start, and you tell me your Chuck Norris jokes
Chuck Norris bought Thorn from the Gunsmith
Chuck Norris gave Gjallarhorn to Xûr
Chuck Norris found the 10th VoG chest on the release date
Chuck Norris didn't jump out of the bubble in time, Time's Vengeance was extended
Your turn
How about this one?
[spoiler]Why don't people mention Bruce Lee like they mention Chuck Norris?[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Because Bruce Lee ain't a f*cking joke![/spoiler]
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Edited by Punta gorda 05: 3/31/2015 1:39:08 AMChuck Norris once put a firecracker in a can with one of his chest hairs. To this day it's known as gjalahhorn. The Traveler gets its energy from Chuck Norris. Xur is only there on the weekends because he can only handle the presence of Chuck Norris for 2 days.his tentacles quiver in fear because of the fact that Chuck Norris bought something from him that wasn't even available.