[quote]Chuck Norris pulled the Thorn from a lion's paw, and made both his pets. Chuck Norris sneezed on an Unfriendly Giant and created the Gjallarhorn. Chuck Norris opened the VOG by knocking on the door. Chuck Norris checked his watch and activated Time's Vengeance. [/quote] Fixed* More: The Stranger made time to explain for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris woke the Hive, then put them back to sleep. Chuck Norris brought the Queen two Gatelord eyes. Chuck Norris uses the starter gun in the hard raid after his fists run out of ammo. Chuck Norris turned on the lights and defeated the Darkness. The Archon Priest stayed in his cell for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris has facial hair options on character creation. Chuck Norris is the third subclass. The Cabal blow up planets and moons to try and stop Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris solos both gatekeeper portals. At the same time. Chuck Norris is a public event. Chuck Norris' super has no cooldown because his super is his fists. Chuck Norris can still push the Templar off. Chuck Norris dropped the Relic because he didn't need it.