Chuck Norris entered the House of Wolves. By the time he left it was the House of Chuck Norris. Bungie didn't create Gjallarhorn, Chuck Norris gave it to them. Chuck Norris does not need cleanse, Cleanse needs Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris doesn't complete bounties, bounties complete themselves for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris dismantled Khvostov, he received Gjallarhorn. Chuck Norris doesn't want Gjallarhorn, Gjallarjorn wants Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris faced HM Crota with Khvostov, Crota jumped off the ledge in fear and died. Guardians think they are cool using sparrows for transportation, Chuck Norris swims through land. Chuck Norris can not be kicked from fire teams, Fire teams kick you from Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris has 25,001 glimmer. Chuck Norris deleted his ghost. Chuck Norris light level exceeds cap, Bungie is okay with this. Chuck Norris does not wait in orbit, Chuck Norris is omnipresent. Chuck Norris can not be nerfed. Chuck Norris nerfs Bungie.