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Chuck Norris Jokes - Destiny 2 Version
I'll start, and you tell me your Chuck Norris jokes
Chuck Norris bought Thorn from the Gunsmith
Chuck Norris gave Gjallarhorn to Xûr
Chuck Norris found the 10th VoG chest on the release date
Chuck Norris didn't jump out of the bubble in time, Time's Vengeance was extended
Your turn
How about this one?
[spoiler]Why don't people mention Bruce Lee like they mention Chuck Norris?[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Because Bruce Lee ain't a f*cking joke![/spoiler]
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Edited by Rise to Conquer: 3/31/2015 6:48:53 AMChuck Norris entered the House of Wolves. By the time he left it was the House of Chuck Norris. Bungie didn't create Gjallarhorn, Chuck Norris gave it to them. Chuck Norris does not need cleanse, Cleanse needs Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris doesn't complete bounties, bounties complete themselves for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris dismantled Khvostov, he received Gjallarhorn. Chuck Norris doesn't want Gjallarhorn, Gjallarjorn wants Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris faced HM Crota with Khvostov, Crota jumped off the ledge in fear and died. Guardians think they are cool using sparrows for transportation, Chuck Norris swims through land. Chuck Norris can not be kicked from fire teams, Fire teams kick you from Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris has 25,001 glimmer. Chuck Norris deleted his ghost. Chuck Norris light level exceeds cap, Bungie is okay with this. Chuck Norris does not wait in orbit, Chuck Norris is omnipresent. Chuck Norris can not be nerfed. Chuck Norris nerfs Bungie.
