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Chuck Norris once made a rocket launcher with a stone, a clod of dirt, and a piece of his beard hair. That rocket launcher is now known as the GJARLLAHORN. Chuck Norris doesn't need heavy ammo synthesis. He uses his beard hair. Chuck Norris once solo'd the Nightfall with No Land Beyond. After thinking it was too easy, he returned to solo it again with no weapons. When Chuck Norris gets the GJARLLAHORN, he immediately dismantles it, for his fists one shot all the things. Chuck Norris's favorite super is the Ward of Dawn. Why? He uses his fists to roll it around. Chuck Norris listens to Omnigul's singing when he's bored. Chuck Norris solo'd the Vault of Glass. With a Gunslinger. Chuck Norris's butler is Randal the Vandal. Chuck Norris's pet is the Celebrant of Oryx. When a Gorgon looks at Chuck Norris, the Gorgon wipes itself and RNG out of existence. When Chuck Norris bought Destiny, he thought it was too cheap.
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