I'll start, and you tell me your Chuck Norris jokes
Chuck Norris bought Thorn from the Gunsmith
Chuck Norris gave Gjallarhorn to Xûr
Chuck Norris found the 10th VoG chest on the release date
Chuck Norris didn't jump out of the bubble in time, Time's Vengeance was extended
Your turn
How about this one?
[spoiler]Why don't people mention Bruce Lee like they mention Chuck Norris?[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Because Bruce Lee ain't a f*cking joke![/spoiler]
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He once only brought his fists and beard to a gun fight... And was untouched He makes the standing turn into the fallen with only his feet The vex were heading home in the buried city to avoid him He is the reason omnigul screams His shiny smile stole all the light from the traveler Chuck Norris is most interesting man in the world