I'll start, and you tell me your Chuck Norris jokes
Chuck Norris bought Thorn from the Gunsmith
Chuck Norris gave Gjallarhorn to Xûr
Chuck Norris found the 10th VoG chest on the release date
Chuck Norris didn't jump out of the bubble in time, Time's Vengeance was extended
Your turn
How about this one?
[spoiler]Why don't people mention Bruce Lee like they mention Chuck Norris?[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Because Bruce Lee ain't a f*cking joke![/spoiler]
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Edited by markymarc309: 4/1/2015 8:02:34 PMThe original story for destiny called for the guardians to defend the last city on earth from Chuck Norris. The story was a cinematic experience that would have made the player truly feel legendary. Game testers were selected and placed in a room to play the game... [spoiler]There were no survivors, and everyone else has been too scared to enter the room and retrieve the test data. [/spoiler]