*puts on agent locke 's armor *
All hail the conquering hero.
[spoiler]best April fools prank ever!
Or was it?[/spoiler]
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*blasts you with a kamehameha* Get Rekt scrub.
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You get rekt dbz zealot!
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*holds out ticking bomb* Hey can you hold this for me?
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*gives bomb* ill be back for it in a minute
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This better not be a trick
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*walks back in* Thanks man *walks out and throws bomb*
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*runs*
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*explodes and draws pistol* This is for the Chief! *fires 3 rounds*
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[spoiler]im H3ADSH0T DUDE, just wearing his armor [/spoiler]
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[spoiler]o[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]yeah o[/spoiler]
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Oh. Shit. The hate is on its way.
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It came bruh..... [spoiler]im ready to pwn you at 3 30 est[/spoiler]
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I'm here to save us... [b]FROM YOU...[/b] [spoiler] () ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)>o KAME () ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)>O HAME O===========<( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°() HA!!![/spoiler]
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You sick son of a bitch. *draws energy sword*
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Nevrr
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Let's do this headshot. *walks in circular motion*
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When it's over, the world will be safe once more.
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Agreed....lets go. *moves closer*
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*shoots you in the face with an dmr
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*shields take the hit. At 66% from hit. I lunge at you with sword. I hit you.* [spoiler]we are going halo style...were you trying to one shot me? Cuz that would be a dick move.[/spoiler]
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*hits you*
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*shields at 0%* *hit you in the face with the handle of the sword. Then find cover for shields to regen* [spoiler]say ur shield status plz. So we know what's going on.[/spoiler]
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50% shields *tosses frag *