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originally posted in: [Unbroken_Dojo]
4/2/2015 1:54:37 AM
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To repay Starbucks and its barista, Cobalt Phoenix, for my earlier actions; I gift Starbucks the Barista Assistant Droid, or B.A.D. for short. It makes coffee and does other things a barista does, but faster. Don't worry about losing your job, Cobalt. It requires a command phrase such as: make this man a [insert Starbucks drink here] or protect Starbucks with your life. It only responds to your voice, Cobalt. Have fun with your new robot! [spoiler]Don't worry about the stench I removed it, Starbucks now smells like coffee beans and Febreeze.[/spoiler]
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  • Thanks... A lot of people go there. It also doubles as where I sell weapons and gear...

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  • No problem. Also it doesn't need to be charged, it's powered by a collapsing star in a stasis chamber. It's plating makes it nearly invincible, and it can change its appearance to anything you'd like, so it can be customer friendly or lethal and intimidating.

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