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Chuck Norris Jokes - Destiny 2 Version
I'll start, and you tell me your Chuck Norris jokes
Chuck Norris bought Thorn from the Gunsmith
Chuck Norris gave Gjallarhorn to Xûr
Chuck Norris found the 10th VoG chest on the release date
Chuck Norris didn't jump out of the bubble in time, Time's Vengeance was extended
Your turn
How about this one?
[spoiler]Why don't people mention Bruce Lee like they mention Chuck Norris?[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Because Bruce Lee ain't a f*cking joke![/spoiler]
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1 ReplyEdited by Joker_Karasu: 4/2/2015 6:30:10 PMChuck Norris chews relic iron and spits out radiant shards Chuck Norris once shot himself with thorn to see what it felt like, after 3 days of agonizing pain Thorn died and became the gun we know today. Chuck Norris once built a robot out of some scrap metal he found on the floor and kicked it into life. That robot became the very first Exo. Exos have since avoided Chuck Norris for fear that he may kick them again. Because Chuck Norris gives life and he can take it away....with his feet.
