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Edited by Britton: 4/30/2015 4:16:36 AM
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Creatively open this box.

Open this box in a creative manner and ill tell you whats inside. Lack of imaginations need not apply. If you're lame the box wont open. [b]2000+ replies[/b] best thread ever [b]I will be replying at my leisure. Feel free to help others open the box.[/b] 1. [b][u]YOUR DICK WONT OPEN THE BOX[/u][/b] 2. Saliva isnt a good box opener either.

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  • Edited by Kronos: 4/2/2015 8:06:48 PM
    >go to home Depot >or lowes >buy massive shovel >go home >dig massive hole in back yard >place box in center of hole >bury it in there >thatswhatshesaid.jpg >wait 20 years >re dig hole >box is decomposed >left tiny box in its place >take tiny box to witch doctor >he told me what to do >does his song chant >alvinandthechipmunks.jog >tiny box open >tinier box inside >youwontlikemewhenimangry.jpg >drop tinier box >opens >butwaittheresmore.jpg >an even tinier box... >what's this? a tab that says lift? >lifts tab >box opens >inside is... >a single scooby snack... >take scooby snack to mystery gang >they found the real box >scooby snack was a weed scooby snack >feed to dog >dog goes crazy >threatens to pop a cap in the boxes buttocks >box opens out of fear >reveals... >[insert OPs answer]

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