You receive a warning from an unknown assailant that you have ten minutes before they besiege your school. (Yes you are actually in the building) what do you do in ten minutes? Prepare for war? Hog the pencils? Eat those Doritos you've been just waaaaaaiiiiiitttimg to eat?
ALARM!
ALARM!
ALARM!
ALARM!
BWEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooo
I REPEAT: WE ARE UNDER ATTACK!
BWEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo
Rules:
You can't leave the grounds/building or buildings
You have no superpowers
You can't become God
You don't have any resources other than what is at the school
(The school is not a weapon)
EDIT: THE RULES HAVE CHANGED!!! You only have five minutes left!
DEDIT 2: 300 replies! Awesome!
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Edited by Spyroo: 4/4/2015 3:42:04 AMTake out my Dora the Explorer lunchbox. Take my blender out of my lunchbox. Take my Doritos and Mountain Dew out of the lunchbox. Put them in the blender. Blend them together. Take out a straw. Snort all of that shit out of the blender. Pull out my Intervention. 420yyReVerse1080nacswap360noSc0pe them. Obviously.