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4/5/2015 5:27:42 AM
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> I was only nine years old
>I loved Fallen Walker so much, I owned all the movies and merchandise
>I pray to Fallen Walker every night, thanking him for the life I have been given
>"Fallen Walker is love", I say, "Fallen Walker is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a desticle
> He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Fallen Walker
>I called him a fgt
> He slaps me and sends me to my room
> I am crying now, because my face hurts
> I go into my bed and it is very cold
>I feel a warmth moving towards me
> I fell something touch me
> It's Fallen Walker
> I am so happy
> he whispers into my ear, "This is my Destiny"
> He grabs me with his powerful knee pads and puts me on my hands and knees
> I'm ready
> I spread my ass cheeks for Fallen Walker
> He penetrates my butthole
> It hurts so much, but I do it for Fallen Walker
> I can feel my anus tearing as my eyes start to water
> I push against his force
> I want to please Fallen Walker
> He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
> My dad walks in
> Shrek looks him deep in the eyes and says, "wat clesh u gon play"
> Fallen Walker leaves through my window
Fallen Walker is love, Fallen Walker is life
I would like to apply as genius ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Should've added I can feel his rocket launcher penetrating my butthole ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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A bit desticle isn't it
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Multiplication of the mutation has begun ╚═( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)═╝ ╚═(███)═╝ ╚═(███)═╝ .╚═(███)═╝ ..╚═(███)═╝ …╚═(███)═╝ …╚═(███)═╝ ..╚═(███)═╝ .╚═(███)═╝ ╚═(███)═╝ .╚═(███)═╝ ..╚═(███)═╝ …╚═(███)═╝ …╚═(███)═╝ …..╚(███)╝ ……╚(██)╝ ………(█) ……….*
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Perhaps.
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>I was only 9 years old, I loved GabeN so much. >I had all the merchandise and Valve games. >I'd pray to GabeN every night for the life he allowed me to live. >"GabeN is love. GabeN is life." I'd say >Some console peasant hears me and calls me a fgt, I call him a pegboy. #Rekt >He sends me to my desk and nails my tongue to the PC >I'm crying now, my tongue is bleeding >I feel a chill in the air, it's GabeN. >He interests me with his face >I want to please GabeN >I spread my wallet for GabeN >He penetrates my wallet >He fills my library with so many games >The console peasant walks in >GabeN looks him straight in the eyes >He says, "BioShock: Infinite only $10!" >He leaves through my window >GabeN is love GabeN is life. -------
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But bioshock infinite was free on xbox last month
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[quote]last month[/quote]
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Except you left Shrek in the second to last line.
