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Edited by Reign of Bane:
8/1/2015 6:38:20 PM
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Something disturbs your sleep...
...and you wake up suddenly. There standing at the foot of your bed is a stranger, looking right at you.
What would you do?
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3 RepliesI kick them out my third story window and go back to sleep
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I -blam!- them
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Edited by Tamedfrog: 5/6/2015 4:34:56 AMActually, it depends. Ignore that last answer.
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2 RepliesSay hi, see what happens from there
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3 RepliesI would with the Bowie knife I keep hidden under my pillow and not stop till only one rises
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3 RepliesHow does it look?
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8 RepliesTell them to shoot their hot load all over my pretty face.
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8 RepliesStare at them. Rise from the sheets unclothed. If they know what's best for them, they'll leave. Or, reality comes into effect and I probably die.
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1 ReplySoil myself. Peeps take off when you soil yourself. Real tawlk
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Edited by WeaponizedSoup: 5/5/2015 2:05:16 AMReach out to Shrek with eager hands, I am o so eager to please him.
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Cum hard
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3 RepliesGrab the gun straped to the bottom of my bed
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Moneyshot
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Sounds like a shadow man
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2 RepliesThis SWIGGITY ∧_∧ (￣3￣) ⊂ ⊂ ) ( ( ( (_(＿) Swooty ∧_∧ (￣3￣) ( Ｕ つ ) ) ) (＿)_) I'm ∧_∧ (￣3￣) ⊂_へ つ (＿)｜ 彡 (＿) Coming ∧_∧ ( -_- )っ (っ / Lﾉ┘ For that ∧___∧ ⊂( -＿ - ) ヽ ⊂二/ (⌒) / Booty ／ ＼ | 。 。 | ＼ ___ (•_•) <) )╯ When you're ready / \ ( •_•) <( (> Come and get it / \ (•_•) ~( )~ NA NA NA NA / \" (•_•) <) )- if yo age is / \ (•_•) /( (> not on the clock / \ Get (•_•)/ <) ) good / \ \(•_•) ( (> your leaving? / \ (•_•) <) )/ well / \ \(•_•) ( (> then / \ (•_•) <) )> bye / \ \(•_•) ( (> so I'm like / \ (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ FLIP THAT TABLE. ┻━┻ ︵ ヽ(°□°ヽ) FLIP THIS TABLE. ┻━┻ ︵ ＼(`0`)/／ ︵ ┻━┻ FLIP ALL THE TABLES ಠ_ಠ Child. . . ಠ_ಠ Put. ಠ__ಠ The tables. ಠ___ಠ Back. (╮°-°)╮┳━┳ (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ NEVER (•_•) <) )╯because I'm / \ ⊂_ヽ ＼＼ ＿ ＼( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 2 < ⌒ヽ F / へ＼ A / / ＼＼ B ﾚ ノ ヽ_つ 4 / / Y / /| O ( (ヽ U | |、＼ | 丿 ＼ ⌒) | | ) / `ノ ) Lﾉ (_／
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1 ReplyDepends is this "Stranger" a guy or a girl.
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1 ReplyDepends. What gender is the stranger?
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Stomp their face in
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Ask "u wanna join in bby?"
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Shoot the -blam!-er in the face
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Jokes on him, I don't sleep.
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Why the FÛCK ya in me house, m8ey?
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3 RepliesWell, there's a wall right at the end of my bed, so I'd probably laugh at how they have morphed into that to be honest.
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2 RepliesAre you cold we should spoon
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3 RepliesSounds like the old hag or shadow hatman
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-blam!-
