...and you wake up suddenly. There standing at the foot of your bed is a stranger, looking right at you.
What would you do?
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"Huh."
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Ask to be spooned and tucked in Op is probably a nice guy
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Hey -..... Yea I can relate -..... So I heard you like staring at people when they sleep. -...... I'll just let ya continue on whit that
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Throw my charger at him along with the vase, proceed to strangle them with the charging cable if they are hostile.
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Say "Dude where were you last night? Me and Lance had to bury the body ourselves!"
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This feeling is why i sleep with a knife next to my bed :/
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Just a dream *goes back to sleep*
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Give them a titty twister
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So, I see you finally grew a big enough pair to come kill me. Shall we begin?
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Edited by Nashtalia: 4/7/2015 3:39:52 PMit's my cat obviously :3 she wakes me up by licking mi fayse...everytime.
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Edited by VersatileSquid0: 4/7/2015 4:57:14 PMProbably ask if they are a figment of my imagination or real if there real I will ask them why there here and then make them contemplate on life by asking them a bunch of confusing questions and explain to them that I philosophize that there are endless dimensions and simple by our thoughts make another one as that is the convergent point for them is in sentient beings as that's Is why god made us to think and question to create in our minds ideals so he can see what a unknown mind makes and that knowledge Is limited only by imagination not by a number you get on a test but truly how you mind thinks and that my friends is the meaning of life thank you for your time
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Edited by SwarmIntellect: 4/7/2015 6:02:28 PMGo back to sleep....on them [spoiler]it will get awkward soon, they'll leave eventually[/spoiler]
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Where's my sandwich bitch?
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Edited by Dolphinizer: 4/7/2015 5:59:24 PMMake sweet sweet love to them
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Kill them.
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Jack off make it feel uncomfortable and then it will leave
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Throw pillows, scream, die.
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>wait! >its a girl! >ohpoop.exe >*runs away kicking all in my way* > ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Pulls my pillow out of my knife
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I'm a blue belt in martial arts!!!!!!!! Suck fist stranger!
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Get up and quick as possible and get ready to fist fight him/her/it
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I have a hunting dagger beside my bed...
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KICK HIS MOTHERFOCKING PENIS
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Slowly continue to jerk, maintaining eye contact until i unload. Continue to stare until stranger averts eyes Celebrate victory by rubbin one out again
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I am the Stranger.
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What gender [spoiler] ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) [/spoiler]