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4/6/2015 5:35:37 AM
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*is sleeping, while hanging upside down from the ceiling* Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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You look like a koala... *pokes u*
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*wakes up* huh? What the!? Who hung me upside down!?
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What? I don't know. You just look like a koala. *pokes*
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*sighs* could you get me down please.
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....ok. *puts trampoline on ground. Pulls you out of tree.*
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*Bardex pulls you off* "WHATRE TOU DOUN?!"
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Ouch. You could have at least removed the arcblades from my feet first. Now my feet have gaping holes in them.
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*You are on your back not in your feet*
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No. I was hanging from the ceiling because someone stabbed archblades through my feet.
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And you are laying on your back
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And slowly bleeding to death...... From my feet. Huh, so much for my adventures in the Dojo.
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*Bardex puts his hand on you and heals you.* "Feel better?" *Rips the arc blades from your feet and leaves you writhing in non lethal pain*
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Awww c'mon!! You couldn't have removed them and then healed me?!
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"Don't get stabbed next time! Learn from your mistakes!"
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Good point. *falls back to sleep* Zzzzzzzzzzz
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[b]Church uses his powers over math to prevent the blood from flowing to your brain.[/b] Ugh... These dojo-goers... Can be absolutely daft.
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Uh... He's not from here. Whatever, he'll thank you in the morning.
