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Edited by SonacyOfTheHams:
4/7/2015 4:58:15 AM
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*Locks self in closet and mumbles to self*
[i]The precious...
The precious...
The precious...[/i]
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*Kicks door* Ayy! Shut up in there!
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[i]No! Human doesn't care about the Precious... Precious! [/i]
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*Lights door on fire*
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*Runs* [i]Precious!!![/i]
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*Cautiously walks towards you* Jams, you okay there?
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*Stares at you* [i]Ah! Precious! We must go![/i]
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*throws 386 gold rings at your door*
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[i]We swears to serve the master of the Precious... we swears. We swears on the Precious...[/i]
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*throws 510 more* FIND IT!
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[i]Cruel human! It does not care if we be hungry! If we should die! The Precious takes care of us..[/i]
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*slides a potato* *potato says sorry* *potato explodes* *Mashed Potatoes ;)*
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*Is in Mordor*
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*potatoe flies to Mordor* *repeats previously stated process*
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*Is mashed* *By potatoes*
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*mashed potato flies off using puhtater powers*
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*Dies*
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*Kicks down door* GET THE -blam!- OUT HERE BEFORE I MAKE YOUR MORE LIMP AND BROKEN THEN PASTA!
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[i]We must go, Precious! We must go![/i]
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I WILL PULL YOUR EYE BALLS OUT OF THEIR SOCKETS AND SQUASH THEM IF YOU DON'T STOP YOUR SHIT!
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[i]Me must go, Precious! No time![/i]
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*Pulls out of closet and gets the melon baller* LAST CHANCE!
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[i]The Precious! We mustn't let him have it![/i]
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*Punts through the door*
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[i]Wake up. Wake up. Wake up, sleepy. We must go! The Precious takes care of us![/i]
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*Takes the One Ring, and throws it through a portal leading to Mt. Doom.*
