Once a week, a mysterious group of travelling merchant gypsies come to visit the tower. These merchants are unlike any merchant in the history of Destiny.
Instead of offering to sell weapons or armor, they sell...
- Advanced Dancing Techniques - Imagine beating Crota, hitting a B-Boy Stance and busting out some windmills or doing the Cabbage Patch!
- Hair Cuts - Seriously, we can build spaceships but nobody can do hair?
- Cosmetic Surgery - ^ For real. I can teleport from my spaceship to the Moon's surface but I can't get a nose job?... C'mon.
Hey, if we're going to save the universe, we might as well save it in style right? All that glimmer, might as well make it rain on something!
What other non-combative things do you think vendors could sell at the tower?
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This is a phenomenal idea. I would so love this!