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Bump!
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*puts a pile of flaming poo by your head
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Just so you know I'm a master of illusions so I'm not even there
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You're also getting -blam!-ed by a guy named bib.
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*eats meat by you*
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* cuts off fur*
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*fur immediately grows back*
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* puts gas on you*
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[spoiler]Put a leash on him[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]k[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]do it and you're a dead man[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]k[/spoiler] * bob the builder leashes you*
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*Rips the leash* *glares at you*
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* bib the melter fuks ur ass*
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ANIMAL MOLESTER [spoiler]seriously that's a horrible thing to joke about[/spoiler]
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* bib continues* [spoiler]my horse has no problem with it [/spoiler]
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*turns out you're actually banging the tree because I was just an illusion*
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*I am banging the tree, sure but Bib is nust destroying your anus*
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But I was never there so it's impossible for that to happen
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* bib cums in your anus*
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[spoiler]Horses are very sexual beings, make no joke about it. That being said, I just got r[i]a[/i]ped by a bear so what do I know?[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]nice[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]It was a space bear. Scales and stuff. [/spoiler]
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[spoiler]oh my[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]*shivers[/spoiler]