-breaks all the alcohol bottles-
-puts on sunglasses-
-leaves-
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*Looks at* *Heads to your creepypasta thread.
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-takes out icebreaker- you have caused discomfort here! i will have to kick ur ass m8.
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Edited by Dante Trixter: 4/8/2015 5:14:05 AMYeah I'm not afraid of your destiny super soakers. Nor am I having a fake fight on the Internet of all things. Call me a mean name or a neckbeard or something.
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then gtfo m8
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Nope. Can't do that. Honestly tho I wasn't even going to come back. I had forgotten about this post. But you noticed it so now I'm kind of here. This is kinda all your fault.
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but u replied
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Well yeah, I'm not going to be rude. What am I? A bible thumper?
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I suggest you replace those, I don't want any trouble
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Nah. You're just now realizing I did this? You're not a very good bartender. I've pooped like 2 times since then.
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I only come by at this time, I have the night shift. Anyways, just go.
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Nah. I'm gonna steal all the lemons next. Or maybe I'll do that tomorrow. Idk. I have work in a few hours. But I'm bored as shit.
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Eh. I'm here for about 3h, might go txt my friends
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I'll steal lemons tomorrow. Or wallets. Idk. Being sick is a bitch. Have fun doing whatever you do during a night shift. Try to get a sweet pay increase. Buy everyone Chipotle.