Edgewater sets up base in a nearby system, and they are protected by heavy shielding as they design outposts

*walks around, reading [i]A Kiss, Sweet Mother[/i]*

*a ship parks aside bridge* Ok lets do this quickly *Multiple Human sised Robots appears and carry Pieces of a Purple glowing mineral into the Ship*

*Starts drlling the floor*

[quote][b][url=https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/71/03/26/7103261e4706b84917cb4bb4cb6f6717.jpg]Original, a.k.a. Basic[/url][/b] [i]Hark, brethren; let us move quickly, lest we lose ground.[/i] [spoiler]Light soldiers, centered around precision and mobility. Completely black armor, with a solitary orange eye occupying the head. •Medium/Light weapon proficiency: Originals are versatile yet lightweight soldiers. •Parkour: Able to cling to surfaces and jump great heights and distances.[/spoiler] [b][url=https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/37/94/fb/3794fbede4538301bab75fa9e2b6d7be.jpg]Brawler[/url][/b] [i]Let us grind their bones to powder, shred their sinews to ground meat! Our path to reclamation lies in a fist of metal![/i] [spoiler]Originally a construction mech built for expansion, refitted for close-combat warfare. About the same height as a human; completely black armor. •Medium/Light weapon proficiency •Partial Heavy weapon proficiency: Shoulder mounted weaponry is neigh impossible to use for a being without shoulders. •Enhanced Strength: Punches are able to crush rocks. •Shoulder Brace: Reduces recoil. Combined with Enhanced Strength, able to dual wield Medium/Light weapons.[/spoiler] [b][url=http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2013/360/1/4/robot_xenomorph_by_dominatrix5-d6zgr18.jpg]Stalker[/url][/b] [i]Silence is golden. By our claws, we shall keep it so.[/i] [spoiler]Close combat stealth unit. Nearly impossible to detect. •Phantom: The Stalker enters an ethereal state in which it phases out of reality. Unable to be seen, heard, or harmed, but unable to interact with its environment. •Zero weapon proficiency: Fingers are long, slender, and curved blades, unsuitable for holding a weapon. •Parkour[/spoiler] [b][url=http://th05.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/i/2013/034/4/9/plazma_heavy_by_2_dpanda-d5tod6k.jpg]Titan[/url][/b] [i]Vulcan is unyielding and powerful. By his grace, we shall follow his image.[/i] [spoiler]Heavy units built to sponge hits and deal them back tenfold. Gravity Drives keep the thick ballistic armor from weighing it down. Armor is pitch black with glowing eyes of void purple. •Thick ballistic armor: Kinetic based attacks do less damage. •Heavy weapon proficiency: Due to its incredible size, light weapons aren't exactly an option. •Surprise!: Void Drives will kick into overdrive, and jet thrusters will activate upon the armor, sending it flying at incredible speeds and distances. •Enhanced Strength[/spoiler] [b][url=http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--R9MK7Lr---/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/18r80hznxtvg6jpg.jpg]Cobra[/url][/b] [i]Let them believe they are safe from our wrath, that their walls and guns and airships will keep the Sinning Meat alive. If we can't go above... We shall go below.[/i] [spoiler]Burrowing unit, meant to swarm the opponent with rapid fire beams. •Burrow: Able to burrow under rock and soil with ease. •Gopher: Can raise its body above the surface, hooking its tail into the ground. •Auto Beam: Rapid fire auto rifle, installed into its "eye."[/spoiler] [b][url=http://static.giantbomb.com/uploads/original/0/8960/2522630-6270553196-Cryne.jpg]Predator[/url][/b] [i]Raze it to the ground! Salvation is beyond them![/i] [spoiler]Possibly the single most deadly common unit, based off of stolen data. •Full weapon proficiency •Overshields •Regenerative ballistic armor •Particle Shotguns stored within forearms •Access to an interchangeable arsenal [/spoiler] [b][url=http://24.media.tumblr.com/52f0a2576baff97a8cfbe71968a0b7f6/tumblr_mm0xck1wfk1rwft4xo1_500.jpg]Preacher[/url][/b] [i]Let those who submit to Vulcan's will find peace and salvation. Let those who reject Vulcan's will burn in the cleansing fire.[/i] [spoiler]A newer unit to the table, meant to enforce Vulcan's Will. •Cloud 9: This Ignus has the ability of flight. •Call to Arms: This Ignus can summon minor forces to its aid. •Cleansing Fire: The Preacher can rapidly hurl fireballs at will.[/spoiler] [b][url=https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/16/e9/8f/16e98f5e10af0d55d58672eb1b7ba0c1.jpg]Locust[/url][/b] [i]Lightning to power their machines? Blasphemous. Let them know its true power.[/i] [spoiler]An ariel unit meant for total incapacitation of ones opponents. •Cloud 9 •Fixed weapons >23 mm Gatling guns. Lightning infused rounds deliver small EMPs upon impact. >Missile pods carry 8 total Corrosive Missiles.[/spoiler] [b][url=https://c1.staticflickr.com/5/4046/4639111864_6fbf1737b4.jpg]Dreadnought[/url][/b] [i]Let us prey on the organic's weaknesses. Let us show them they are still susceptible to illness and famine and death.[/i] [spoiler]A terrible fusion of Xyuthen and Ignus, meant to spread fear and terror. The Original model's plating was exchanged for in depth infusions of Xyuthen Spores, resulting in a piece of fuming green death. •Dead Man's Grasp: Once gears and springs are no longer enough to drive it, Xyuthen Spores will kick in, taking hold of the metal endoskeleton. •Light weapon proficiency •Enhanced Speed[/spoiler][/quote] Thought you guys would appreciate a sit rep on the current army.

Screw this thread everyone is mean to me. *leaves crying*

*Walks around humming* [spoiler]Anyone Maybe June by this point, would further plot[/spoiler]

Waiting for the booty

*sits at bench* Wow a lot destruction in this city

*is in the palace making coffee*

It started out as a joke. My friends had joked about it - even egged each other on to try it. We all laughed at the concept. -blam!-ing a bowl of cheerios? The mere idea sent shivers down my spine. The initial roughness in texture. The cold milk shrinking my erect PENIS. "What joy could there be in that?" I thought to myself. After a few weeks nobody brought it up anymore. We'd moved on to different jokes and catch phrases as most groups do. They weren't as funny, but they definitely weren't as weird. We did the usual things and Friday was drinking day. By 2:00 am all four of us were plastered. Jake let out a long sigh after pounding another shot of SoCo and Kevin was loudly snoring on the couch. After a twenty minutes or so it was just Steve and I alone left finishing off our remaining beers. "Dude hold on," Steve smiled. "What's up man?" I said in my drunken stupor. Steve sloshed his way over to his refridgerator and removed a gleaming white bowl from the fridge. I instantly knew what it was. "What the shit -blam!- is that Steve?" I asked "-blam!-in Cheerios man. You should -blam!- them!" He seemed excited. "Dude it was just a joke. Don't tell me you…" I was cut off. "Naw dude I didn't -blam!- no cheerios. But I will bet you $50 you won't do it." I had my excuse. "Fine -blam!-er I'll do it." I was becoming erect already. "How will I know you did it, huh?" I froze up. My erection started to die. "Is this some elaborate ploy for you to see my -blam!-ing dick, bro?" I shouted, nearly waking our sleeping companions. "Nah dude I just don't want any -blam!-ing cheating, man. I got $50 on this shit." "Fine, I'll do it with my back to you and just stick my dick out through my fly." I was erect again. We both went silent. I carefully walked to the corner of the room and looked down upon the soggy mash of Cheerios awaiting my erect cock. They were Honey Nut. Without waiting I plunged my eager tool deep into the bowl. The milk washed upon my swollen testicles as they dipped into the soft contents of the bowl. I thrusted gently and realized how the cheerios seemed to react to the shape of my member. The bowl was deeper than I expected. I heard crys of laughter coming from Steve but I kept going. I wave of white anticipation struck me as my PENIS grew stiffer and my balls rumbled with an all to familiar feeling. I came. I came into that honey nut flavored bowl of beaten cheerios. My semen mixed flawlessy into the color of the bowl. My knees went weak. My breathing hastened. "I -blam!-ing love cheerios," I said with a smile. Three days had past since my first cheerio-man encounter. I had since then started experimenting with different things. I tried chocolate milk, but it the whole experience just felt… interracial. I tried adding sugar as well but the clean up became a hassle. Finally I settled on bananas. They were the missing part of the equation. The cheerio inspired orgasms had doubled in strength, but my roommates were growing suspicious. I had never ate cheerios in the two years we'd lived together and now I was going through a box per day. And nobody had ever seen me eat a bowl. I knew I had to be careful. I called Steve to to joke about it a few days after it had happened and he didn't remember. I lost $50 but gained an experience that can only be equated with touching God. It was a fair trade. With Steve out of the way I felt a little more relaxed. "But not as relaxed as I could be," I whispered quietly to myself. A grin formed on my face as I slowly exited my room and made my way down the stairs. Only my roommate Lynn was home. She was gorgeous, but I had no time for girls. I had cheerios. I carefully poured the bowl of cheerios into the deepest bowl I could find. I delicately sliced one whole banana and placed it meticulously around the bowl. "This is going to be a great night," I thought. I snuck outside to let the cheerios moisten, my PENIS throbbing in anticipation. My mouth moist as if the cheerios had some Pavlovian effect on me. I snuck inside quickly and plunged my cock straight into their cool, soft innards. I thrust my head back in pleasure as the banana slices gently caressed the sides of my swollen prick. It had been only a few minutes, but showers of cum sprang from my PENIS mixing into the milky broth. A quiet whisper escaped my lips. I began to cleanup and headed to the sink to wash the dish when I heard it. "What are you doing?" My roommate Lynn stood there barely awake. "I uh just having a bowl of cheerios," I smiled. "I'm -blam!-ing hungry and you keep eating them. Now I'm craving em. Hand em over." I was erect again. She eagerly filled her mouth with my magic potion of cheerios, banana's, and semen infused milk. "God this is good. No wonder you like it so much," She said as little streams of milk poured down her chin. "Heh, you're getting it all over yourself," I said. "Oh, I'll get it," She licked her chops in a way that made gave my rod a new precum finish. "This is so much better than usual - what did you add?" "Se-se-se-seenamon," I sputtered. "It doesn't taste like cinnamon, but it does taste really familiar," I always knew she was a slut. She looked as if she winked at me, but I played it off as if my eyes were playing tricks on me. She sloppily finished off the bowl and hopped up on counter. She put the bowl in the sink and placed her hands next to her. "I always knew you were a Cheerio -blam!-er," This time she definately winked at me.

*Winston wanders the palace looking for anything or anyone interesting*

Cant be queen without a booty

*walks into the throne room* I ask for an audience, with the queen

*a hooded man walks around*