[i]*opens door and rushes in to avoid rain* *closes door*[/i] [Me]"ahem" "Uh, take me to 34th. I need a danish." [OP][i]*turns around in seat and begins shouting loudly*[/i] "SO WHER U HERDED" [Me]"Oh, sorry, 34th please." [OP][i]*stares blankly*[/i] [Me]"It's just a few blocks that-" [OP][i]*begins screaming*[/i] [Me]"Um, ma'am, are you alright?" [OP][i]*screaming rapidly intensifies*[/i] [Me][i]*exits vehicle*[/i] "Well, that was interesting. Let me find another cab." [i]*same taxi rolls up beside him*[/i] [OP]"mmmmMmmMMMMMMYYYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH" [i]*gets sniped*[/i] [i]*shrek falls from the sky, wielding a sniper rifle*[/i] [Shrek]"Hey!" [Me]"Um, sir, did you just-" [Shrek][i]*implodes, destroying all within a 3-mile radius*[/i] [i]~Fin~[/i]