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4/9/2015 5:42:45 AM
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*An adventurer from Tamriel and definitely NOT the wanted Gray fox aka Sheogorath approaches*Sup, serve me the finest honeybrew mead, none of that Black Briar crap.
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*slides mead*
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Thanks. It's amazing that the guil- ah I mean business backstabbed me for that Black Briar meadery.
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* points axe blade to your neck *
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*throws hands up* whoa, whoa, man, so are you a member of the business I used to own or a mercenary sent by Maven?
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No, I've never heard of that person *looks at you with red eyes*
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*backs away slowly* yeah, not a very good liar. So.....why don't we just anything I said and we go our separate ways*hands you a coin purse of 5000 gold*
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No, I've never heard of maven and I'm just here for something
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Oh, I'll just be on my way* pickpockets the 5000 coin purse back when you aren't looking*
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*turns around and hand turns into a beast claw* now listen, I could let you go, if you give me the money.
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:/ FIIIIIIINNNE. You couldn't kill me if you tried, but here*gives money back*Besides, why would a master thief-oops I mean businessman and a daedric prince need to get in a fight for such little money?
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Thief? *laughs* you couldn't even steal a dime.
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Yup, business is a bitch
