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4/9/2015 11:00:52 AM
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[b]A band of kilted angry Scotsman swagger up to the front of the dojo[/b]
"Boiys get the whiskey cause yer gonny need efter were finished"
[b]Bagpipes proceed to be played. They all bend over lift up kilts and start to shake there tackle and slap there arses. [/b]
English
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... What?
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HEY! YOU GUYS ARE AMAZING! *joins the scots*
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[b]The leader lifts up his arm and clenches his fist. making a gruff facial feature.[/b] "BRETHREN! Don't worry sean connery blesses those who stand and aid the scots with his beard'
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YES!!! I ave becum one with da scotty's!
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*A demokngiht appears* OI! THEY ARE GONNA HAVE TO BURY WHATS LEFT OF YOU IN A SOUP CAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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[b]They all laugh. They all pull out there swords and shields[/b] [b]The biggest walks forward removing his claymore from his back. He speaks in loud booming scottish accent[/b] "How about I bury ma fit up yer arse ya big pansy" [b]They all start to go into a berserk frenzy charging at the knight.[/b] "Forward boiys! Fear nothing and strike deep!"
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*22 zombies come out of the ground as the Demoknight ceapitates all of them 22* HEADS!!!!!! *the kngiht charges into battle decapitating everyhting on its path*
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*22 zombies come out of the ground as the Demoknight ceapitates all of them 22* HEADS!!!!!! *the kngiht charges into battle decapitating everyhting on its path*
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[b]With a mighty crack the leader hurls his claymore into the ground. The ground cracks open and creates a massive tremor. staggering the knight. His troops charge in from behind him shield bashing along with a barrage of sword strikes to the chest and legs.[/b] 'Yer nae taking my head ya lanky -blam!-'
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*sundenly the kngiht is SHining red as a German stands behidn him* *the knights is unaffected by any attacks as he chops heads off*
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[b]Sean Connery rises from the fissure. with one might rub of his beard the knight is banished to wales. The leader lets out laugh.[/b] 'Never seen that coming ya dafty'
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*Sean connery heads is thrown as the Kndight rises again* *the german yells* UBERCHARGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *the Demoknght is NOw 300% Powerfull than any man on the planet* (1 head equals 15% more power) YOU SNAKE SUCKING SNAKE, IA M GON HANGO YOU FROM YOUR EYESOCKETS TILL YOU ARE DEATH!
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[b]The scotsman lets out bold laugh wile slapping his thigh[/b] "Nae bother pal im away to get drunk" [b]Sean connerys beard gloriously covers him creating the scotsman 900% more powerful. For each bottle of whiskey makes him a futher 80% more powerful because of the volume.[/b]
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OH ITS ONE m9 ITS ON! *drinks 9000 gallons of pure Rum* I AM ON *gets drunk* *fall unconciuus* *german pokes with a bonesaw* *I watch everyhting from upsatirs then try to comprehend*
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[spoiler]salazar. You r God modding[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]ever played Team fortress 2? [/spoiler]
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[spoiler]neit[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]demoknight is a Fast moving guy with resistance that gets stronger and faster the mroe he kills, Ubercharge is a temporal Invulenrabilty Combined you have a Inmortal Tank kngiht[/spoiler]
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*cocks rifle*
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[b]Pulls a his claymore off his back.[/b] "COME ON YOU LIMEY -blam!-"
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*holsters weapon* "Haha I'm messing with you hand me a bottle and ill show you all how to drink
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[b]Lets out a broad laugh[/b] "Ill teach yea how to drink ya wee blouse" [b]Throws a bottle over..[/b]
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*catches and chugs* "Ah thanks for the drink friend."
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[b]Tips his head forward[/b] "Any time pal were is everyone at!"
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"Probably still asleep if i had to guess. A lot of then can't handle a drink."
